Lawakz

A little boy goes to his dad and
asks, "What is politics?"

Da d says, "Well son, let me try to
explain it this way: I'm the
breadwinner of the family, so let's
call me capitalism. Your Mom, she's
the administrator of the money, so
we'll call her the Government. We're
here to take care of your needs, so
we'll call you the people. The nanny,
we'll consider her the Working Class.
And your baby brother, we'll call him
the Future. Now, think about that and
see if that makes sense,"

So the little boy goes off to bed
thinking about what dad had said.

Later that night, he hears his baby
brother crying, so he gets up to check
on him. He finds that the baby has
severely soiled his diaper. So the
little boy goes to his parents' room
and finds his mother sound asleep. Not
wanting to wake her, he goes to the
nanny's room. Finding the door locked,
he peeks in the keyhole and sees his
father in bed with the nanny. He gives
up and goes back to bed. The next
morning, the little boy says to his
father, "Dad, I think I understand the
concept of politics now."

The father says, "Good son, tell me in
your own words what you think politics
is all about."

The little boy replies, "Well, while
Capitalism is screwing the Working
Class, the Government is sound asleep,
the People are being ignored and the
Future is in deep poo."